heyepiphora:

The time has come for the greatest party of the summer. It involves ORGASMS.
I’m giving away 10 of the best vibrator on earth, the LELO Mona 2. This giveaway is also open to everyone on earth!
5 winners will be chosen randomly from this widget, but you can also win by submitting a sob story, creating an artistic representation of Mona, crafting the best tweet about the giveaway, or answering trivia during a Twitter party.
Find out more and enter to win on my blog!

heyepiphora:

The time has come for the greatest party of the summer. It involves ORGASMS.

I’m giving away 10 of the best vibrator on earth, the LELO Mona 2. This giveaway is also open to everyone on earth!

5 winners will be chosen randomly from this widget, but you can also win by submitting a sob story, creating an artistic representation of Mona, crafting the best tweet about the giveaway, or answering trivia during a Twitter party.

Find out more and enter to win on my blog!

Source: heyepiphora

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hello, everyone! just a quick update for anyone who cares:

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bunbijou:

under communism there are no sugar mamas or daddies, but everyone is the sugar comrade of everyone else

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thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

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Source: cozynoon

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isabelantioch:

"you can’t make that song about your otp! its not even relevant!"

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skygurl68:

I WASNT GOING TO REBLOG THIS BUT THE LAST ONE

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Source: funny-text-posts

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

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naule:

this is the exact opposite of a problem

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c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

c0caino:

"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"

(via johnlockscience)

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fencer-x:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. [deathbulge]

every. fucking. time.

fencer-x:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. [deathbulge]

every. fucking. time.

(via phinflynn)

Source: tastefullyoffensive

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

(via gaylienz)

Source: seifukucat

waddlebuff:

guy:

i don’t know which one is my fav

What a time to be alive.

(via whereisourdaughter)

Source: raging-midgardian-soprano

topographygo:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

(via ectoqueen)

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

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Source: jamesmdavisson