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5000letters:

I find it really strange that when you’re in a long distance friendship or relationship all you want to do is see that person and being around them is the biggest most wonderful deal but there are people who interact with them
all the time, on the street and in the classroom and in the shops and it always makes me jealous because you want to be with this person so much and for everyone else they’re nothing special but for you they’re everything special

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Source: 5000letters

mythril-knight:

housingworksbookstore:

openbookstore:

sizvideos:

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This is excellent!

"Slutty Iron Man"

Mmmm, slutty Iron Man.

(via yell0wbutt0n)

Source: sizvideos

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monobeartheater:

erectobiologist:

WOULD EQUIUS WANT A LOT OF MILK IN HIS COFFEE OR WOULD HE WANT IT STRONG HELP ME THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM

Hussie help this question will break the fandom

(via yell0wbutt0n)

Source: nepeta-ampurra

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

(via ectoqueen)

Source: supersmashthestatebros

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haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

(via lookatmytitle)

Source: inbetweenfictionandreality

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

- Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via tumbldore-the-pinelample)

Source: hankgreensmoustache

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

(via beclawse)

Source: thefrogman

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drhanniballecter:

houseofhannibal:

do any of us even care that hannibal is a cannibal

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(via drhanniballecter)

Source: verboden-toegang

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brofisting:

"well, i read a lot"

"cool! what kind of stuff do you like to read?"

"oh, you know, mostly amateur erotica based on existing media franchises"

(via sugamamasgiantdick)

Source: brofisting

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

(via gremloblin)

Source: folwer

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tonystarks:

don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.

(via sn0wman)

Source: tonystarks

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

kanyewestrainbowfactory:

I deserved this point.

(via admiralackbarofficial)

Source: kanyewestrainbowfactory

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autasha:

"so i was thinking about alien genders" you say.

the ground shakes beneath your feet. trees tremble. buildings quake. suddenly i emerge from the ground in a burst of fire and climb out to stand in front of you.

"go on," i say politely

(via shadowofthelamp)

Source: autasha

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ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(via beclawse)

Source: kate-wisehart

sillyfillystudios:

Check out Pokemon Shaming - Animated on Youtube!

We’ve also got shirts!

Bonus:

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Source: sillyfillystudios