HEY, INTERNET-SCROLLING MOTHERFUCKER!
SIT DOWN A MOMENT AND LET ME TELL YOU A THING!
DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING AMAZING YOU ARE?
WELL FUCK IT, YOU’RE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE ASSHOLE, AND I’M SO PLEASED THAT YOU’RE EXPLORING THE SHIT YOU ENJOY ON THIS INTERNET.
WHETHER IT’S ANIMATRONICS, ANIME, COMPETITIVE POLE DANCING OR AXE THROWING, IF YOU THINK SOMETHING IS RAD AS HELL, YOU ENJOY THAT SHIT PROUDLY!
PASTEL COLORED PONIES? ROCK ON, DUDE.
CARS AND TRANSFORMERS? DO YOUR THANG!
ENTERTAINING PEOPLE? RIDE INTO THE HORIZON, YOU MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER.
YOU DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.
YOU ARE WORTHY OF YOUR DREAMS
i fucking hate that “instant messaging and texting are destroying our social skills” like fucking nah bruh
no one except the deepest basement dwellers actually substitute texting for real interaction
boo fucking hoo, i can’t currently hang out with a friend in person so instead im going to text them so we can still have a conversation
fuck that “you’re all zombies engrossed in your technology except me, the enlightened one” attitude
(via l0was)Source: videogamebf
remember when i thought i only liked boys
remember when i thought i only liked girls
remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”
(via purr--evil)Source: ratdeglise
Guys I was looking for some Supernatural pictures on Google when suddenly I come across this
And it’s like hey that’s kinda cute
And would you look at that there’s more
They’re all just so lame
I love them
AND THEN SUDDENLY THIS ONE COMES ALONG AND I SWEAR TO GOD
JUST OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE
(via abaddonlives)Source: the-sinful-assbutt